One common misconception that really grinds my gears...

Bill Clinton was impeached for perjury, aka lying under oath. A consensual blowjob between two adults is not a crime nor grounds for impeachment. 

If I hear one more person say "NOW HOW YOU GUNNA GET RID OF CLINTON FOR GETTING HIS DICK SUCKED!?!?!?!?!?", I will break OJ out of jail. 

Merry f-cking Christmas.