Maaattttttt...I mean Slim.

Its 1:53 A.M and I aint posted in a while so I figured I'ma post my man Slim. I'll admit...nah I won't admit it. Fuck you Matt lol.


Wale "UK Freestyle"

Now this one I will post.
He says this is what he wants his album to sound like. No objections over here.

Shout out to elitaste.
Here for download.

A Chi-City Christmas...

I haven't even watched this video yet, but I'm pretty sure its f-cking hi-larious. I'm too tired to pay attention to it so I'll watch it in the morning.


After finally watching it...man what can I say. He's a good dude man.

One common misconception that really grinds my gears...

Bill Clinton was impeached for perjury, aka lying under oath. A consensual blowjob between two adults is not a crime nor grounds for impeachment. 

If I hear one more person say "NOW HOW YOU GUNNA GET RID OF CLINTON FOR GETTING HIS DICK SUCKED!?!?!?!?!?", I will break OJ out of jail. 

Merry f-cking Christmas.

Umm...Merry f-cking Christmas everyone.

Hope you all have a yuletide time or whatever. Happy Hannukah (pretty sure I spelled that wrong) and Kwanzaa to you if ya celebrate that.

I watch this every year Christmas time. What can I say, it has a special place in my heart.




Top 10 Lakers/Celtics rivalry

I was afraid that there would be too many picks from last year in this list but thankfully, there was only one and its #10. My favorite has gotta be #7 and that weird ass jumper from Magic. That and #1 which was pretty hot.



Charles, Mickey, Cory

Kinda old but its just too sick. Charles is the only one of the top but Mickey just...my god.


Dream, A Little Dream.




The-Dream is the best singer/songwriter out right now. He's probably wrote more of your favorite R&B hits than you know. This "Best of" type mixtape by Four Color Zack got me hyped for his next album.

Download. The only problem is...It isn't tracked. For some reason its not tracked. I know it pisses me off too. If I find a tracked version I'll make sure to replace this link.

I've found a new toy...

Well I'm actually swagga jackin my nigga Slim who is swagga jacking our friend Shaun, but this is just too fun. I could spend all day just making the characters say dirty words lol.

Here's mine.



Here's this Swagga jackin ass nigga Slim lol.


And another.


Last but not least the OG Shaun.

Due to technical difficulties (Shaun is fucking retarded) this video is not available right now. 

UPDATE: Here it is.





And while I'm in a goofy mood...


Okay I've been looking for an excuse to post that on my blog for the longest lol.

DNA rips on Charles Hamilton


"Charles Hamilton career is like my hairline, fucked up"

Wale "Chillin"

No I will not post this song. He doesn't want it out there, so I'm not gonna help put it out there. 

"First of all, THIS SONG IS UNFINISHED. Second of all, this song was recorded 6 months ago, before “Arab Money” came out. THIS IS WHY LEAKING UNFINISHED SONGS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK. I’ve sent emails to every single person who has posted this song and most have obliged in taking it down. Thank you for having enough respect for the music to do that. I’m reading feedback, both good and bad, on the song and it’s just so frustrating. Imagine if a scene from like, STAR WARS, leaked with no special effects on them. Or a rehearsal scene from just a regular movie. People can complain all they want about piracy but that is not the issue here. The issue is spreading demo material and passing it off as finished. Once the song’s done…shit post it everywhere, I don’t care. So please, if you are a Wale fan, please, if you see the song, leave a comment telling them to take it down. I have seen that this internet thing is actually far more civilized than you would imagine. And saying, “well everyone else is doing it” does not make it right. Come on, your parents taught you better! Only YOUUUUUUUUUUUU can save hip hop."


This ish right here n!gga...

LOS. Just heard of em. Apparently he's signed to Bad Boy. From Baltimore. So yeah. 

I have no words for how sick this kid is.





Ohhhhh Maaaahhhh Gaaaawwddd

This looooooks gaaaawwwdd awwwfuuuuuullll.




Why would you do such a thing?

List of Prohibited Items at the Inauguration.

Prohibited items:

* Firearms and ammunition (either real or simulated)
* Explosives of any kind (including fireworks)
* Knives, blades, or sharp objects (of any length)
* Mace and/or pepper spray
* Sticks or poles
* Pockets or hand tools, such as “Leatherman”
* Packages
* Backpacks
* Large bags
* Duffel bags
* Suitcases
* Thermoses
* Coolers
* Strollers
* Umbrellas
* Laser pointers
* Signs
* Posters
* Animals (other than service animals)
* Alcoholic beverages
* Other items that may pose a threat to the security of the event as determined by and at the discretion of the security screeners

What if my camera gets rained on? I won't have any Inauguration pics to post. You know, 873 images showing just how far away I was from the action, backs of people's heads, my feet, the sky, and the like.

When dumbass niggas attack...

I attend a rec center on the same military base where I got to school (its not a military school though). Now every now and then they throw parties at the center, and believe it or not most of the time the shit cranks. Freakin all kinda ways in that joint. However of course the one rule that they have is : No smoking, drugs, alcohol. Now as to why somebody would bring those substances on a military base (except cigarrettes) is beyond me. But when they decide to bring them to a party at a fucking MILITARY BUILDING on a MILITARY BASE on MILITARY PROPERTY is when you deserve to be kicked by Bigfoot. So needless to say some dumbass niggas came and messed up the party for everyone. 

For you to bring that shit on a military base you have to be stupid, simple, or slow your choice. 

P.S. I guess you aint allowed to sit down for a while, even if you do feel like you about to throw up. Both of them bitches pissed me off, talkin shit. Whatever I still got mine.

CH vs. SB: A Conspiracy

I found somebody else who believes this whole Charles vs. Soulja thing is an Interscope marketing ploy. And they are a lot more detailed than me.


No cake for Adolf Hitler...

His parents should be slapped for naming him that shit in the first damn place.

4 year-old boy breaks into toy store

Lol this story has been all over the news. Call me an asshole but its kinda cute.


This is a Bull$#!% article if there ever was one...

TO THE TWO PEOPLE WHO MAY READ MY BLOG (doubt it...) MORE WALE ON MTV JAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I saw the Nike Boots video on MTV Jams and I almost had a heart attack. I couldn't believe it!!!! Needless to say I was pissed because I didn't see it again for the rest of the day. This can't stand!!! MORE NIKE BOOTS ON MTV JAMS!!!!!!!!!

And the winner is....

Time's Person of the Year...







X-Men Origins: Wolverine trailer





I'm cool cuz I saw this when it leaked months ago.

Beatability.


That's without a doubt my new word. I'm not gonna say who I stole it from (There's been enough posts about him for one day) so I'll just say I'm sorry.

Definiton: Sexually attractive and worthy of intercourse.

Example: 

^Serious beatability.

Patriots can miss the playoffs with 11-5 record...

What would you do...

If you were on the losing end of this shot?


Dame Dash...

Two idiots performing "No Air"

START THE VIDEO ON THE RIGHT FIRST. FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS


YouTube Doubler

This is pretty cool. I wish YouTube woud make this an official feature or something.

P.S. Sorry about the auto-start.

George Bush is a ninja


I might as well post it.

Charles Hamilton vs Soulja Boy

This all started with Charles expressing something on Shade 45 that a lot of people agree with: Soulja Boy made it hard for a lot of good artists to be recognized, if only for a while. So Soulja Boy decides to make a video telling Charles its not his fault that he isn't getting recognized and to"X out the Sonic and fuck with Mario." The thing is, Charles is already recognized. He's got co-signs from big hip-hop names like Kanye, Game, 50 and LL Cool J. He even got Lionel Richie and Kirsten Dunst listening to his shit. Soulja Boy is talking like Charles is some nigga selling CD's out the back of his Camaro or another nigga on MySpace. 


More Soulja Boy.



So Charles replies with his video saying "I really don't care." People took this the wrong way, saying if you don't care about him then why would you reply? But he means that people told him don't even bother replying to him, be the bigger man and all that shit. He's saying I don't care about being the bigger man, I'ma tell this nigga don't fuck with me. And he literally eats Soulja Boy alive (Not really, but the shit is pretty funny). Now I understand where CH is coming from...but it's fucking Soulja Boy.


Maybe Jimmy Iovine or some other high-ranking Interscope exec is behind this. Trying to generate some buzz for CH by having him go at the nigga who everybody says is ruining Hip-Hop. Even though they are labelmates, everybody knows the Soulja Boy fad is dead. 

P.S. It looks like that Lacey Duvalle track hit home, cuz that definitely is the famous porn star at 1:20 in Charles' vid.

P.S.S? Since I don't wanna look like I'm on Charles' dick(cuz I kinda am) with a bunch of posts about him I'll just throw the Brooklyn Girls video in this one. 

I'm kinda late with all this but fuck it I've been sick.
And I now see that this is where the Lacey Duvalle footage came from. Gaaaaddamn

P.S.S.S??? Lmao. Why the hell not..


Mr Chi City vs a Bug



"In the hood, all you got is roaches. I'm cool with roaches. I can deal with a roach. I know roaches. In the suburbs, these niggas be havin prayin mantises and shit."

Cory Gunz - "Heartless"


Cory Gunz and this goddamn auto-tune man...

Charles Hamilton- The Pink Lavalamp


Do you know the feeling you get when you just witnessed something historic? Like the night Obama was elected, or maybe something like that bullshit play in last year's Super Bowl. Well that's exactly how I felt as soon as the last track on this album(he calls it an album, so I'll call it an album) ended. Like I had just beared witness to the greatest thing in hip-hop/rap since...forever. 

For every magazine/website who decided to print their Top ___ music releases of 2008 before Monday December 8th, they're gonna wish they waited a little bit longer...

Deebo ft Jay Z- Give it to me



Lol this is funny but it could be a whole lot better, I want to redo it but I'm not good with the audio part. Like loops and all that stuff.

Derrick Rose injures himself in bed.


"...Bulls rookie Derrick Rose missed Monday's practice after he needed 10 stitches to close a gash suffered at home while — you're not going to believe this one — slicing an apple in bed. Amazing."

For some of you bammas that forgot...

I'll just remind you.


No need to thank me.

The Dream- Rockin That Shit

http://thefader.cachefly.net/The-Dream-Rockin_That_Shit.mp3

I don't care what nobody say, The-Dream's voice is fucking beautiful. No homo.

To download right-click the link and click Save As...

My best friend.


I should take this down soon.

UPDATE: I wont.

FOX showed this on live TV Today

After the Vikings beat the Lions. Notice anything which, if shown on network TV, might upset censors? I'll give you a hint: it won't.

WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR SCHOOL/WORK/WITH YOUR PARENTS OVER YOUR SHOULDER
And I'm not gay for posting this.

BCS Bowl selections


Big ones of course are Fiesta Bowl, Sugar Bowl, Rose Bowl, and the National Championship.

Sugar Bowl: Utah vs. Alabama
Fiesta Bowl: Ohio State vs. Texas
Rose Bowl: USC vs. Penn State
National Championship: Florida vs. Oklahoma

The rest of the bowl schedule can be found here http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3444571

I don't think Penn State wants any part of USC's defense. The championship might be one of the highest scoring games in BCS history, and I hope Oklahoma comes out on top because I just don't like Tim Tebow.
Hopefully Obama's influence will get these people to switch to a playoff system soon.

NE-24, SEA-21

I'm not gonna lie, I was shitting bricks this whole game. Especially after Deion Branch started having flashbacks to Super Bowl XXIX when he was in a Pats uniform and actually good. But, as always(not counting last year), we came through in the end.

I'll put up vids of some of Deion's spectacular plays when they're available.

Operation Humble Kanye













Maroon 5 ft The Cool Kids- Harder to Breathe

MSNBC Producer Goes Nuts On The Air



I was blown when I found out this was fake but its still pretty funny.

Throw a penny at Kanye and get a song made about you



Kanye got hit by a penny at a show on his "Glow in the Dark" tour. The reaction is classic. Action at around 3:00.

Wale Nike Boots video

Vid came out Monday I think. Its crazy that it took so long to get the video for this song but apparently they had Chris Robinson directing and the label wasn't paying for it. Still it was worth the wait.
This guy Roze posted this on Wale's website while everybody was waiting for the Nike Boots premier. I did some research and found out he can be found freestyling on the Metro.

Mr Chi City chillin with a fat booty



Mr Chi City will be a regular feature on my blog because he is the realest nigga on YouTube: FACT. Here's his latest vid.

Nike's launches new "Enforcer" uniforms for Army and Navy football programs


My first ever post comes from something I saw over at Elitaste.com. These uniforms are pretty hot and I like the digital camoflauge on the Army version. I wonder if they would do one for Air Force.